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ASSISTED LIVING CAMS AND DRIFTING

over 7 years ago

Odd Todd stops by and shows everyone how to make corn chips on top of the missing engine of an old, abandoned, weed covered, rusted out truck. A miniature, toy gorilla inside a snow globe comes to life and checks in with the weather. And Rube passes out sober and mysteriously wakes up drunk. Too much fun!

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