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COOL TIPS AND REFRESHING QUIPS

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Vondo stops by and shows Rube how to build a backyard gazebo with popsicle sticks and plutonium. Summer fashion cuffs with Arlieo Bruchey. Betty turns into a salt pillar while testing sunblock 3000. Tommy Lee demonstrates 180 degree, rotating loop barbecues and Jiffy pops of about trumpet camp. Happy Memorial Day!

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