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DAWN OF FOREVER & BARGAINS GALORE

over 8 years ago

A vicious dog jumped out of the butter dish. I was half awake and covered in thoughts gathered from plastic tarps stretched underneath the ancients.The stories of a world where Gods roamed the country side drenched my slippers. This kind of pre-commute terror would rattle most, but I was in the wrong house. Also, Bono drops by and shares his recipe for muted trumpet cake.

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