Hey, if you have a minute, can you tuck it in your pocket? Pockets stuffed with minutes? Take a moment from the bowl next to your keys on the counter top. Use it to empty your pockets at the counting machine down at the grocery store. Lots of times we...

We didn't come into shore early, either. Thank you Millard, Warren, and George "The Goose". We weren't kidding about posture. Shoulders up and back, head up, cocked slightly to the left. Right arm straight out from your side. Knock off as much glass ware,crystal and china as you can until...

Many times during the war, propaganda in the form of pamphlets were tucked into thousands of armpits of the enemy, under cover of night, and only in countries that had wall to wall carpet. The message was clear, "Muffins and tea in the lobby. 6-8". Those who over slept found...

No, you're not dreaming and you don't have to pinch yourself, either. This is your time, your day, your moment, so try not to faint. I wouldn't have thought in a million years. Could this really be happening to me? It is. Places everyone. You mean like, Montana?

Young Thomas rode his turtle into town,at least a little ways. The prickly skinned women he hoped to impress laughed at him. It was all he had left in the world. His house and everything in it disappeared when he got a reverse mortgage. That's at 8 o'clock. Then at...

A vicious dog jumped out of the butter dish. I was half awake and covered in thoughts gathered from plastic tarps stretched underneath the ancients.The stories of a world where Gods roamed the country side drenched my slippers. This kind of pre-commute terror would rattle most, but I was in...

Listen, I'm not one to cut to the chase, but in the great speedup followed by the big slow down, you can sometimes feel your heart beating out of your chest. This is when you know. You know? Let's not get carried away. You briefly dip your head behind the...

Climb every mountain and you're going to end up with a whopping appetite. So maybe, before you decide to go up there you should stay on the couch and order out for all the answers. Clarity comes with sides: Samosas, Buddah and fries. Oh, just cut out all this nonsense...it's...

Living in a rapidly & constant changing landscape in the digital age has me wondering if people still move a bit more to the left when asked to by the so called 'Photographer'. Don't be so naive for thirty minutes at 450 degrees. Cool, sprinkle with powdered twig milk and...

Is this even real? Did I forget how Hide-And-Go-Seek ends? These strange dreams are becoming more fierce as I find sand in my eggnog. If I'm saying this out loud, it's no way to build the men's morale. Sand in my eggnog, at sea? Lady Wave packs a wallop.