Folks, summer is in full swing so if you are going to go boating, please stay at home and turn your thermostat to 81 degrees. Most boating accidents occur at home, so remember not to do anything while you are at home...especially boating. You're not listening to any of this...

Discover why Bananaland is the silliest, funniest, and fastest growing podcast in the universe. If you’re already in the know, enjoy a trip down memory lane with the raucous compilation.

It's the middle of the summer and you should be too. Boat rides on the lake, business with your parole officer, and apple pie. It's not too late, but you better get in the know, if you know what's good for you. You do know what's good for you, right?

Klin Klin the kinkachu stops by and teaches Rube how to play roulette. Fred the Zebra holds a shoulder pose until his strips slide off and the Ricola Horn Blowers arm wrestle a large, colorful, hallucinated snail. Top flight fun, folks!

Doughnuts and hunting knives, isle 4. Radiator sealant, camouflage detectors and pantyhose, isle 4. Guttenberg Press and magnetic fridge bibles, isle 4. Radon Tonic, beaver massage chairs, tonsillitis, Educated Elbow Patches, medicated tux rentals and felt spools, isle 4. What? Were all out of chewing gum.

Drop those buttered cobbettes where you stand. Fire up your iGrill and swallow this fantastic holiday special with your ears. Happy 4th of July!

The Flog Toppers stop by and beat musty carpets until they harmonize. Gene and Barry stop by with tips on wishful thinking. Hmmm. Summer tongs your thing? Well, Ronnie Tongs has the latest line up of patty flippers that will make any tong connoisseur smile. The Rolling Stones play great...

Friends, this show sounded so nice we had to air it twice. Not only is this a special Bananaland rebroadcast, it's live, too, thanks to our ground breaking technology, Resonance Capture. So grab a Bucklenut Beer, sit back and be amazed, thrilled and entertained all over again for the very...

I'm the youngest in my family and for a time there, the smallest. When I was seven, my dad took me to the circus in his coat pocket. A clown put me inside a balloon animal, a poodle, I believe. That was the last time I ever saw my Dad...

Vondo stops by and shows Rube how to build a backyard gazebo with popsicle sticks and plutonium. Summer fashion cuffs with Arlieo Bruchey. Betty turns into a salt pillar while testing sunblock 3000. Tommy Lee demonstrates 180 degree, rotating loop barbecues and Jiffy pops of about trumpet camp. Happy Memorial Day!