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ESCAPE ROUTES AND HIDE OUTS

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Gingerly approaching that wedge shot from the bunker gave the ball the right height, but the wrong spin. The ball didn't bite and it rolled about 2,000 miles into Florida swamp land. While looking for his ball, a big, old croc put the bite on Arnold Palmer. Now he really is half n half.

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