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INTELLIGENCE & EMBRYO POLISH

over 4 years ago

Shelia's been despondent lately. Keeping to herself, staying in her room a lot. Then school called and they said that she hasn't been there three times this week. This morning, I went into her room and there's sand all over her bed sheets. I think Shelia's been selling sea shells by the sea shore. 

"I'm sorry dear, I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that?"

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