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SAY GOODBYE AND SAIL AWAY

over 7 years ago

Father:  Don't argue with me!
Son:  You SHOULD put all your eggs in one basket so you know where they are.
Father: Insolent phaut!
Son:  And you should keep your basket at The Tooth Ranch!
Father:  Ooooo! I've had all a father can take.
Father takes off his clothes and puts on a dress and make up.
Son:  You're just bitter because your basket is empty.
Father:  You can't talk to me like that. I'm your mother! If only your father was still alive.
No one remembered one good moment. Nothing's cherished, not even the wind in the leaves.
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