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The Concert For Snow Man Relief

over 4 years ago

Oh, and here's your 'things to search for' list:

  • Integrity
  • Corn Nuts
  • Decency
  • Universal Love and Understanding
  • One otter, one bourbon, one beer

I'm not saying you've come to the wrong place, you haven't. I'm not saying you've come at the wrong time, either. I'm just saying it's time to come down off that rooftop and put some clothes on.

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