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WIFI FOR TOADS AND SHOPPING TIPS (HINT: FLERN)

over 5 years ago

"Land Ho!"
"Great, what time?"
See what happens when you're misheard? You make everyone happy, or more to the the point, you let down no one. Start speaking in a low whisper, or mumble, and see how far you go. These are your best odds. "Oh, yeah? I've killed men for less."

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