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Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life with humor, honesty and a splash of rage; delving into daring and unprecedented topics such as: People Who Stay Until the End Of The Credits in a Movie, and People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling. The episodes may take some wild turns, but no matter how crazy things get, Chase is at the wheel, and she's always... composed.
Dear Foamy Hand Soap

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life with humor, honesty and a splash of rage; delving into daring and unprecedented topics such as: People Who Stay Until the End Of The Credits in a Movie, and People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling. The episodes may take some wild turns, but no matter how crazy things get, Chase is at the wheel, and she's always... composed.

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Dear Foamy Hand Soap

about 1 year ago

Episode 68 finds us back at the Honda Service Center where tensions and oil are running high. Doesn't really make sense but also, you get it. As if that's not enough- water fountains and unnecessary umbrellas are touched upon. Call the lord and tell him to take the day off... because I'm doing his work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Dear Listerine Strips

2/15/2022

An overdue campaign against Altoids. A controversial take on Cheer. Panic attacks at the Rose Bowl flea market. The Super Bowl. Say what you will about episode 65 but at the end of the day it's not lacking in bowls... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Signature Scents w/ Josh Martin

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"Oh wow, that smells phenomenal... what are you cooking up?" - You "Oh this? It's episode 64 with comedian Josh Martin, and it's ready to serve." - Me See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dear Citrus

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Composed Trailer

1/27/2022

Welcome to Composed with Chase Bernstein. Strap in for the ride of several lifetimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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1/25/2022

Disrespecting the Big 5 parking lot, the concept of bells chiming on the hour, aprons: Episode 62 didn't come here to make friends... it came here to make soulmates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dear Dry Shampoo

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Chase fantasizes about being a restaurant owner in Miami, the stigma of ordering decaf coffee, a coat update, a much needed slurpee, and a perilous journey with SeatGeek... pray you're fully hydrated for episode 61. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dear Coats/Jackets

1/11/2022

Chase grapples with her lack of outerwear, a stranger's disregard for societal order, and dates (the fruit). .. a fruitful ep indeed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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