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Composed

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life with humor, honesty and a splash of rage; delving into daring and unprecedented topics such as: People Who Stay Until the End Of The Credits in a Movie, and People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling. The episodes may take some wild turns, but no matter how crazy things get, Chase is at the wheel, and she's always... composed.
Composed

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life with humor, honesty and a splash of rage; delving into daring and unprecedented topics such as: People Who Stay Until the End Of The Credits in a Movie, and People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling. The episodes may take some wild turns, but no matter how crazy things get, Chase is at the wheel, and she's always... composed.

Latest Episode

My Brows Are Back

3 months ago

A risky not to mention impromptu eyebrow threading, a bedazzled Jesus loves you hat...all whilst on the precipice of the impending shift that is daylight saving(s) time. Go ahead and put away the games because episode 106 did not come to play.

Other Episodes

California Pizza Kitchen Etc.

8/9/2022

An unexpected trip to Westfield Century City (not sponsored) is afoot and emotions are running high.
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Soy Sauce Etc.

8/2/2022

A kitten named Gigi, a chocolate croissant excursion, as well as other sizzling observations.
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Live Watermelon Slicing Etc.

7/26/2022

Waking up dizzy will not stop me from recording episode 83 nor will it stop me from facilitating a live watermelon slicing... throw in an Aunty Ann cameo and we've got ourselves a short, as well as extremely sweet episode.
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Sand Bar Etc.

7/19/2022

"Where's episode 82?!" The townspeople cried, most of them in absolute hysterics. With earth shattering topics such as: a barnes and noble gift card, eating a lobster roll on a beach in rhode island, and volleyball... can you blame them? Oh, and you can call off the search party; the...
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Mobile Check Deposit Etc.

6/28/2022

Episode 81, anyone? On the docket: becoming a member at Gap, books, and a mobile check deposit journey, which has honestly yet to be completed. Plus an encore involving the heavenly event that was dining at a new sweetgreen location. Blessed to have a platform. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
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Wordle w/ Ahamed Weinberg

6/14/2022

When Ahamed and I met doing open mics in 2012, there was no way for us to possibly know that a mere 10 years later we would collaborate on what we now know of as episode 79. Absolutely zero ways to understand that we would be discussing enrapturing topics such...
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Dear Being In A Dressing Room When Your Heart's Not In It

6/7/2022

Had no idea I was going to be this hydrated for episode 78 but at the same time it makes so much sense. My unprecedented levels of hydration gave me the boost I needed to tackle mesmerizing topics such as: My mom's hula hoop, Stranger Things, Subway, the concept of...
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Dear Having To Hold Stuff While You Walk

5/31/2022

100%... the amount of energy i'm giving to episode 77. 43%... the amount CVS is giving me off one item of my choice. All that, plus: an eyelash curler emergency, an emotional plant purchase, and several chaotic parking meter instances. You're welcome. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dear People Who Park At A Meter Even Though There's Free Street Parking Not 3 Feet Away

5/24/2022

After a brief hiatus, zero time is wasted getting back into sizzling topics such as: the parking situation at my old stomping grounds aka pop physique, and getting a spray tan in Glendale. Something to keep in mind during episode 76... I'm on one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Live From The W Hotel For Netflix Is A Joke: The Festival

5/3/2022

Reporting live from the W Hotel in Hollywood with a headset mic and I've never felt more alive. It's May 1st and I've already found the strength to do a live swag bag unboxing in a black tube top, as well as escort myself to Pavilions with wet hair. "Shoot...
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