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Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life with humor, honesty and a splash of rage; delving into daring and unprecedented topics such as: People Who Stay Until the End Of The Credits in a Movie, and People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling. The episodes may take some wild turns, but no matter how crazy things get, Chase is at the wheel, and she's always... composed.
Sand Bar Etc.

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life with humor, honesty and a splash of rage; delving into daring and unprecedented topics such as: People Who Stay Until the End Of The Credits in a Movie, and People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling. The episodes may take some wild turns, but no matter how crazy things get, Chase is at the wheel, and she's always... composed.

This Episode

Sand Bar Etc.

about 1 year ago

"Where's episode 82?!" The townspeople cried, most of them in absolute hysterics. With earth shattering topics such as: a barnes and noble gift card, eating a lobster roll on a beach in rhode island, and volleyball... can you blame them? Oh, and you can call off the search party; the townspeople ending up finding episode 82... in their hearts. Good morning.

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