We have a Crabby but Styling-and-Profiling kind of show for you today! Here’s a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code REEP at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Visit this link for this special offer and more about BlueChew: bit.ly/3axwKyt In this episode, Jon's resident "HAYSEED GEN-Z", Intern Isaiah, and his sweet, Southern accent, take a crack at reading some narration from the famous Steve Martin comedy THE JERK. With Jon’s acting coaching, will Isaiah put in a better performance this week? In BEST TRENDS, Jon celebrates #NationalSelfieDay by taking a selfie (obviously) and then talks about "Nature Boy" Ric Flair scheduling his final wrestling match. Will Intern Isaiah be in attendance? Jon's giving more money away in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a New Hampshire distillery is turning crabs into whiskey! Jon feels the crabs probably deserve it… they are kind of a-holes. What other alcoholic drinks could be made from sea creatures? And in GOODWILL HUNTING, Jon and Marcus Stamos exchange $5.00 gifts from a local Goodwill store. Marcus' gift will help him cook better (unless it is missing important pieces)... while Jon's gift will help him tell time while in the bathroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.