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Episode 284: Five Footer

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For the first time in show history, stocks come up! O'Neill talks about the market and what went on with Gamestop. Danish shares a story about a man who commited the biggest forgotten password blunder of all time! That leads us into a topic we know next to nothing about: Bitcoin. After that, we move onto a story about Jon Jones, a Ring Cam, and some neighborhood kids. That propels us into some brief Connie Mac talk. The show continues with a little Larry King talk. Up next, it's a teacher/student relation alert! Hear one of the more bizarre legal strategies of all time in this case. We follow that up with a story about a racehorse who couldn't win races because of a certain handicap. After that, we head to Mexico for a racy phone video gone very, very wrong. We keep our passports out for a trip to China, where they're testing for Covid in an unusual manner. Attention all Shroomfesters: do NOT emulate the guy we talk about next. We close it out with a dude who got arrested for trying to free some horses. That's all she wrote! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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