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Episode 165 - Welcome To The Pain Emporium

about 25 days ago

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have advice on how to get your new year's resolutions on track, Greg has been keeping up with his fitness program, Kane only works out so he can eat like a pig, don't make us beg for questions, Greg and Pat tell Kane about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg Twitter kerfuffle, Kane talks about his end of the year movie list and regretfully admits to Greg and Pat that Avatar 2 is good. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener wants Kane's acapella version of the song to be the permanent theme, the grey sweatpants era got Kane in trouble, relationships are done and people just want to hook up, Kane reads a quote like Pat, Greg reads some incel's signs of a weak man, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg has questions about c*m gutters, Kane has a sex tarp, a listener has a show recommendation for the guys, and in Reddit Remix it's, "I want to offer my guy friend unlimited platonic blowjobs."

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