This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show in a very relaxed way, a Popsicle Pat pic is coming, Kane has some news about his relationship status and the thirst traps have already resumed, a listener writes it for advice on maintaining a long distance, low contact relationship, and the guys learn about The Emu War. Also, What Does This Meme?, the theme song is an earworm, Pat teases a new version of the theme, Greg brings another picture to the segment and hates on a quote, which sends the show into an Inception like spiral, a listener writes in to tell the guys about a company that wants to make salamis with celebrity stem cells, and another listener writes in with a story about a f*cker who asked for a sex toy back after the breakup. We’re going to do a live Zoom podcast in December, a listener writes in to ask “How long do I wait for I love you”, Greg reminds you to stay present and want nothing, and, in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, “My wife masturbates to me while I’m sleeping.” You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at [email protected] Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.