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Episode 139 - You Can't Take Your Nuts With You

9 months ago

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is not singing, Kane wants to be the next JLO, a listener wants to know how to deal with opposite libidos in her relationship, squirrels happen, and sex is awesome. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane's sister sends in some memes, Pat brings some standard bad memes, Kane looks like the assistant to a DJ, Pat also brings some always terrible Real Man Quotes, Kane tries to prematurely end the show, and our guests are getting put in the man trap. The guys try some new and limited edition candy, a listener wants to know how to break it off with a boring guy, the show gets another threat, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My catgirl girlfriend is out of control."

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