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Episode 146 - You Can't Make A Positive With Three Negatives

5 months ago

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, people are masturbating to Pasta Pat, a listener wants Kane to take the Meyers-Briggs test, the guys don't like space talk, everybody thinks they're bold and creative, Kane doesn't want to be a thing, Greg is the combative one, a listener wants to know if they dodged a bullet because of an unexpected breakup, and we're having another DTBFF workshop on Sunday, September 18th at 11am pst. Also, What Does This Meme?, we were lazy to never change the segment's name, all three of the guys together would be a mess, Greg and Kane aren't vanilla, a listener offers some expertise on being in a non monogamous relationship, it's hard to c*m when you're holding people up, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. The show is like a mind supplement, and a listener wants to know of she's justified in being pissed off at her husband's ex-wife.

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Join the DTBFF Discord here

You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!

Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble

Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

Email the show with your questions and comments at [email protected]

Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com

Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

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