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Episode 80 - It Can't Smell Like Snake

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This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway love their vaccines, Kane is tired of dealing with his current f*cker, his roommate, a listener wants to know, "How long should I wait to have sex with a new guy?", Kane finally sends his first requested d*ck pic, and Greg says, "always be deleting." Also, in What Does This Meme?, Pat debuts yet another new theme song, Greg is adjusting to Kane's presence, Hardwick loves Twain tweets, and Greg and Kane fall down some stairs. The DTBFF workshop is this Saturday, Kane sends a listener five dollars, the He's Just Not That Into You movie is part of the MCU, all Greg wants from showbiz is for LaKeith Stanfield to friend him on Venmo, and a listener wants to know what to do when a nice guy won't make a move. Get your tickets for the DTBFF workshop on Saturday, May 22nd at 11am PST here You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at [email protected] Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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