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Episode 85 - If You're Balling Up Your Chicken, You Shouldn't Be Dating

5 months ago

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane barely misses an active shooter event, the guys remind you to always be blocking and to use your DTBFF notebooks to write down your bullsh*t or your f*ckers and then redact them, Kane doesn't want the 90's baggy look to come back, Greg's store, Enough Already, is only for Gen X, someone wrecked Pat's motorcycle, a listener wants to know how to tell a potential partner that they also want to date other people, and there's hope for assless men. Also, What Does This Meme? (warning - death metal version of the theme), all explanations are interpretive, Greg's become the guy who doesn't know how to use his phone, Kane finds out that he's cheugy, and a listener thinks an official Venmo announcement has something to do with Greg. The show gets a great voicemail from a listener who stopped taking bullsh*t from her f*cker, someone takes the silent date one step further, and the guys react to some worst date stories from Buzzfeed. You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at [email protected] Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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