I laugh about this chick I had a run in with at Erewhon, how playing monster roles in movies is the way to go, and I sing a little Florence And The Machine!

I laugh at another sign of someone who lives alone, wanting to join a folklorico dance class, and why I want to shake my mom's neighbor Lori. Oh yeah and I got rid of twitter cause i'm too sensitive.

I laugh about breathing back in a fart to protect others, turning 35, and flaking on friends if that means getting "goodies."

I laugh about how I practice Duolingo on the toilet, my toys from Mexico, and how all I am into these days is expanding my soul!! Also I talk about how badass my mom is!

I laugh about my booger tray invention, how sometimes I stay serious as a fart pops out, and how i can't say "no" to peoples faces.

I laugh at how much my Mom loves scary movies, my rage for acapella groups, and the voice I hear in my head while reading museum paragraphs.

Melissa laughs at the people that sing-talk their words, folks that can’t read energy, and getting turned on during Top Gun while sitting between parents.

Melissa gets laughs and pissed in this episode about downloading apps, her parents tea kettle, and the new modern dumb basic looking homes in LA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her dogs poop shape, how she isn’t getting a man cause of her karaoke choices, and how her brother made fun of her precious crystal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about this monkey on the trailer of Netflix's "Animal', her recent thought on the toilet, and how happy she is for Cesar making it to air. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.