Melissa laughs about being a Jeep girl now, going to the woods alone to be creepy, how dudes on dating apps are "there for friends", and hotel smell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about feeling like a kid asking questions in the termite meeting, how she likes to scratch bug bites and pop up moles, and the good things she is taking away from her break-up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her fart during praying, the church hymns need to not be lazy, and while she was crying her dog kept squeaking a toy and made her feel like a clown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about how Jimmy Johns sounds sexy and clumpy cotton pillows at hotels, and does her prayer get answered if it's mumbled and includes giggles? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about weenie pics, how dolphins are scary and smart and she won't ever swim with them, and the Spanish words she knows very well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs at how instagram makes her lost and confused on what she wants in life, going to her Abuelita's funeral, and wanting to be in a musical someday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about the folks who are in battle with dogs, why termite tents look like the circus, and how some super fans are barking up the wrong tree. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her mom getting mad at her armpit hair, the ball of twine and ziplining she did in Kansas! All while recording this on the road! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa isn't laughing with herself on this one! Fellow comic and friend Jessica Michelle Singleton record this episode in their colorful van on the road! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her colorful van for the tour, hearing someone tell her she's smart, and how happy she is to know there's actual animal crossings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.