Melissa laughs about the music that plays when she’s put on hold, how she doesn’t want old rotten breath, and how it rocks to date a Dad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about mall Santa’s being sad at home this year, her call to the Kost 103.5 Santa, and how board game instructions fill her with rage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about Kost 103.5 dedication songs and the dancing Santa growing up as well as how Instagram makes you overthink yourself. Also, boogers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about outdoor restaurants, CVS carpet, and how she is like Peter Pan by avoiding adult responsibilities. Also, she answers some great questions from fans! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about how tiny kid luggage is pointless, buffets should be gone, her Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton impressions, and how nice it is not to be tickled these days or to have to play Twister.

Melissa laughs about how her cat goes through her undie drawer, amazon reviews, and pretends she is on Disneyland rides at home.

Melissa laughs about her birthday balloons, halloween this year, and her creepy idea to keep us from hunching over and looking at phone.

Melissa laughs about her impulsive anxiety decisions, not wearing undies feels like breaking a law, and her cracked phone screen looks like halloween spiderweb. Also, who comes up with the wacky wifi passwords?Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/sillyGo to HELLOTUSHY.com/SILLY to get TEN PERCENT OFF.

Melissa laughs about Brandon Flowers singing, her bad Kermit impression, and how she avoids confrontation. Also, her sister is laughing in the background of this episode.

Melissa laughs about how she wants her wrinkles to end up smiley and Wario's body is the best to play with, and if someone listens to opera they may be a killer.