Melissa laughs about outdoor restaurants, CVS carpet, and how she is like Peter Pan by avoiding adult responsibilities. Also, she answers some great questions from fans! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about how tiny kid luggage is pointless, buffets should be gone, her Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton impressions, and how nice it is not to be tickled these days or to have to play Twister.

Melissa laughs about how her cat goes through her undie drawer, amazon reviews, and pretends she is on Disneyland rides at home.

Melissa laughs about her birthday balloons, halloween this year, and her creepy idea to keep us from hunching over and looking at phone.

Melissa laughs about her impulsive anxiety decisions, not wearing undies feels like breaking a law, and her cracked phone screen looks like halloween spiderweb. Also, who comes up with the wacky wifi passwords?Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/sillyGo to HELLOTUSHY.com/SILLY to get TEN PERCENT OFF.

Melissa laughs about Brandon Flowers singing, her bad Kermit impression, and how she avoids confrontation. Also, her sister is laughing in the background of this episode.

Melissa laughs about how she wants her wrinkles to end up smiley and Wario's body is the best to play with, and if someone listens to opera they may be a killer.

Melissa laughs at herself for not being able to smile, the giving up face, these ridiculous rock climbing documentaries, and how she's nervous to confront her cat Ella.

Melissa laughs about online shopping reviews, Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite month, and her impressions of the Little Rascal's and Shirley Temple.

Melissa laughs about copying people she looks up to, the hideous sound she makes when she gets frightened by a moth, and the sensitive stories behind her tattoos.