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Presents and Patience

over 3 years ago

Melissa laughs about adults wanting gifts, the crazy amount of passwords we have to memorize, and wtf is a sim id number, and how rude Kevin McCallister is to the pigeon lady. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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