Melissa laughs about her birthday balloons, halloween this year, and her creepy idea to keep us from hunching over and looking at phone.

Melissa laughs about her impulsive anxiety decisions, not wearing undies feels like breaking a law, and her cracked phone screen looks like halloween spiderweb. Also, who comes up with the wacky wifi passwords?Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/sillyGo to HELLOTUSHY.com/SILLY to get TEN PERCENT OFF.

Melissa laughs about Brandon Flowers singing, her bad Kermit impression, and how she avoids confrontation. Also, her sister is laughing in the background of this episode.

Melissa laughs about how she wants her wrinkles to end up smiley and Wario's body is the best to play with, and if someone listens to opera they may be a killer.

Melissa laughs at herself for not being able to smile, the giving up face, these ridiculous rock climbing documentaries, and how she's nervous to confront her cat Ella.

Melissa laughs about online shopping reviews, Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite month, and her impressions of the Little Rascal's and Shirley Temple.

Melissa laughs about copying people she looks up to, the hideous sound she makes when she gets frightened by a moth, and the sensitive stories behind her tattoos.

Melissa laughs about not wanting to be in the soak zone, how her siblings play band during Christmas, how she misses her Michael Jackson impression.

Melissa laughs about the things in her grandparents cabin, how she used to be called Skinny Bone Jones, and how she chooses mountains over beaches. And how she sleeps through holidays. Also she sings Celine and Bocelli.

Melissa laughs about singing in choir and looking at the sky and how she is a quiet focused driver.