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Birth Control

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This week, the girls talk about their experiences over the last decade with birth control, including pills, IUDs, and condoms. Delanie shares one of THE most horrifying experiences of IUD insertion, Kelsey talks about her annoying latex allergy and condom alternatives, and Taylor talks about the pressure growing up to stay abstinent. 

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