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Left Leaning Football Analogies

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A Man gets eaten by piranhas and drowns in lake while escaping a bee attack, a man in upstate NY bursts into flames after being tasered and a woman is held hostage by a sword wielding man in Utah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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