Album Artwork for The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Latest Episode

Rummy Hates Fireworks Now

about 1 month ago

A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing. Use code JRVP for 10% off at thefreezepipe.com with code JRVP for 10% off Go to vuori.com/JRVP for 20% off your first purchase. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Other Episodes

When The Devil Comes For You

3/30/2022

A Florida Man was captured on video molesting the family dog, an Arizona company is paying people to poop, and an elderly California man who hired hitmen to kill his wife's podiatrist after her death was found guilty of murder. Yikes. THE SLAP. Start your 100-day trial and shop the...
Listen Now

The Opposite of Free Range

3/23/2022

A rescue boat helps a couple and then shoots the man in self defense, a delivery driver is accused of dipping testicles in salsa and a "child expert" grants a dying boy's wish to have sex Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much...
Listen Now

How Do You Like That?

3/16/2022

THE Pig heart man dies 2 months after transplant, a man in a porter potty is crushed by a bulldozer and a box of human heads is found in Denver. Head to BlackBuffalo.com and use promo code JRVP at checkout for 25% off your first order. Right now, Freshly is...
Listen Now

1,2,3 What!

3/9/2022

A teacher left school on a stretcher after 5 year old's attack, a Texas Republican quits the U.S. house race & admits affair with former ISIS war bride, and a young man who allegedly let himself into his friend’s mum’s home and twice bit her nipple to try and seduce...
Listen Now

Mailbag Spectacular #3!

3/1/2022

Mail, mail and more mail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen Now

Almost Too Much Penis

2/23/2022

A Man dies after masturbating while driving and flipping his car over, a Finnish skier suffers from a frozen penis during a cross country event, and a teacher admits to feeding cupcakes containing husbands semen to students. Visit athleticgreens.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND ...
Listen Now

Wakin' Up In The Mornin'

2/16/2022

An 80 year woman old gets locked in her basement after a bloody intruder broke in and told her to take bath with him in her nightgown, a transracial influencer plans penis reduction to be "100% Korean" and a man sleeping with his sister, murders her after finding out she...
Listen Now

Spooky Mental Haunted House

2/9/2022

A man repeatedly ran over and killed his friend with his car after fight about mayonnaise, Nick Cannon realized he was "out of control" after 8th child, and a worker was flattened by a steamroller in brazil. We list 30 things we love about Erica for her 30th birthday. Happy...
Listen Now

Emotional Support Clown

2/2/2022

Kanye West is allegedly telling people "Pete Davidson has aids", a cat was kicked so hard his penis tore apart and a man being fired brings an emotional support clown to his last meeting. GO TO keeps.com/jrvp TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. If you want an...
Listen Now

We The People

1/26/2022

Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain... Kid Rock has a new song out now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen Now

Send Us A Message