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Your Luck Is Like A Rollercoaster, Baby-Baby

about 4 hours ago

Anthony and Gregg are back together, but not really. The guys hit on Adam Sander paying Anthony respect, Gregg’s trip to London and just the right amount of 90’s rap.

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Oh, F!#K, it's a PT Cruiser

4/6/2022

A woman is hospitalized after refusing to fart in front of her boyfriend, a petting zoo camel kills two people, and a best man professes his love for the bride during his wedding speech. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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When The Devil Comes For You

3/30/2022

A Florida Man was captured on video molesting the family dog, an Arizona company is paying people to poop, and an elderly California man who hired hitmen to kill his wife's podiatrist after her death was found guilty of murder. Yikes. THE SLAP. Start your 100-day trial and shop the...
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The Opposite of Free Range

3/23/2022

A rescue boat helps a couple and then shoots the man in self defense, a delivery driver is accused of dipping testicles in salsa and a "child expert" grants a dying boy's wish to have sex Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much...
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3/16/2022

THE Pig heart man dies 2 months after transplant, a man in a porter potty is crushed by a bulldozer and a box of human heads is found in Denver. Head to BlackBuffalo.com and use promo code JRVP at checkout for 25% off your first order. Right now, Freshly is...
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1,2,3 What!

3/9/2022

A teacher left school on a stretcher after 5 year old's attack, a Texas Republican quits the U.S. house race & admits affair with former ISIS war bride, and a young man who allegedly let himself into his friend’s mum’s home and twice bit her nipple to try and seduce...
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Mailbag Spectacular #3!

3/1/2022

Mail, mail and more mail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Almost Too Much Penis

2/23/2022

A Man dies after masturbating while driving and flipping his car over, a Finnish skier suffers from a frozen penis during a cross country event, and a teacher admits to feeding cupcakes containing husbands semen to students. Visit athleticgreens.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND ...
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2/16/2022

An 80 year woman old gets locked in her basement after a bloody intruder broke in and told her to take bath with him in her nightgown, a transracial influencer plans penis reduction to be "100% Korean" and a man sleeping with his sister, murders her after finding out she...
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Spooky Mental Haunted House

2/9/2022

A man repeatedly ran over and killed his friend with his car after fight about mayonnaise, Nick Cannon realized he was "out of control" after 8th child, and a worker was flattened by a steamroller in brazil. We list 30 things we love about Erica for her 30th birthday. Happy...
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Emotional Support Clown

2/2/2022

Kanye West is allegedly telling people "Pete Davidson has aids", a cat was kicked so hard his penis tore apart and a man being fired brings an emotional support clown to his last meeting. GO TO keeps.com/jrvp TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. If you want an...
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