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Rummy Hates Fireworks Now

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A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing. Use code JRVP for 10% off at thefreezepipe.com with code JRVP for 10% off Go to vuori.com/JRVP for 20% off your first purchase. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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