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Episode 99: Where The Sun Does Shine

about 4 days ago

Alex is faking sick this week, so Tommy does a solo episode to report on people who are sunning their buttholes, hot dog pizzas, a serial feces thrower, and 3D sex avatars!

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Episode 98: Snoozeville

12/3/2019

Does Alex attract car accidents? Should you be worried about being attacked by machete-wielding girls at your local movie theater? Why are there so many sleep stories this episode? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star...
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Episode 97: I'll Be The Judge Of That

11/26/2019

Should judges be allowed to go to conventions? Does Tommy have an award-winning b-hole? Should you put a toothbrush in your vagina? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! And Happy Thanksgiving. Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can...
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Episode 96: Hermes Bags and Birthdays

11/19/2019

Is it ok to spill water on angry customers? Should it be legal to sell blackmarket? Are birthdays ok to celebrate? The answers may surprise you! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via...
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Episode 95: Ryan Singer!

11/12/2019

Alex is joined by official friend of the show Ryan Singer to report on the news that won't make you sad! Do you want to be an official friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to...
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Episode 94: Hesitant Hitman

11/5/2019

Tommy and Alex are back and ready to report the news that won't make you sad! This episode has everything - hesitant hitmen, heroic Tommys, fuckable snowmen, and more! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories...
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Episode 93: Best Of?

10/29/2019

Let's enjoy a wondrous stroll down memory lane together - revisiting classic moments sure to be enshrined in the Radio Hall of Fame one day. In this best of episode, we hear iconic Local News stories such as "The Unwashed Man", the 6th grader hero that Tommy f*ucking hates, and...
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Episode 92: Toothpaste Holder

10/22/2019

Will toothpaste tighten your vagina? Can you have 127 sexes? Would robbing a bank be awesome? The answers may surprise you, tonight at 9! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to...
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Episode 91: Puppy Johnagin!

10/15/2019

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won’t make you sad! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to [email protected] or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!
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Episode 91: Puppies, Cows, and Killers (oh my!)

10/15/2019

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won’t make you sad! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to [email protected] or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!
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Episode 90: If you're not first, you're last

10/8/2019

Is hunting for treasure on the side of the road normal? What should you do if you encounter a bison? Is Tommy too competitive? The answers to these hard-hitting questions, on THE LOCAL NEWS! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes...
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