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Episode 66: Throwing Away Porn

about 10 hours ago

Tommy and Alex report on the news that won't make you sad!

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Episode 65: Face Bees

4/16/2019

Are there bees living inside of your eyeballs? Does anybody want to be Tommy's friend? Is this week's Crime Time the greatest of all time? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes...
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Episode 64: No Sex

4/9/2019

Are you in danger of being accidentally circumcised? Do the police no longer need Batman’s hep? Why aren’t people having sex anymore? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories...
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Episode 63: Sex Drugs and Ghosts

4/2/2019

Are ghosts real? Are all Subway employees rude? Why is Tommy telling stories that will make you sad? Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to [email protected] or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!
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Episode 62: Child Support and Vasectomies

3/26/2019

Alex and Tommy report the news that won't make you sad! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to [email protected] or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!
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Episode 61: Killer Sex and Squaremouth

3/19/2019

Is not reading the fine print costing you thousands? How will Tommy kill Alex ? Who is Squaremouth? The answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on Tommy eating Alex and report on a bikini coffee shop that had its...
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Episode 60: All Expenses Paid?

3/12/2019

Is killing a baby mountain lion ok? Could Tommy eat Alex? Why is Alex needlessly shitting on stories? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories...
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Episode 59: Calories

3/8/2019

Finally, an answer to the question that everybody is asking: Can Alex eat 5000 calories in one podcast? The shocking answer - TONIGHT this special bonus episode of The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also...
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Episode 59 BONUS: Calories!

3/8/2019

Finally, an answer to the question that everybody is asking: Can Alex eat 5000 calories in one podcast? The shocking answer - TONIGHT on this special bonus episode of The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can...
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Episode 58: Cyborg Rat

3/5/2019

Hosts Alex and Tommy deliver the news that won’t make you sad! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to [email protected] or tweet them @LocalNewsPod!
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Episode 57: The Grand Canyon

2/26/2019

Could your trash implicate you in a crime? Did the Grand Canyon give Tommy cancer? Is a 5'6 penis big or small for a whale? The shocking answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News! The guys also give an update on the bear choker as well...
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