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Episode 25: Got...Milk?

about 1 year ago

This week on “The Local News”, the guys talk about man who shot at a police officer due to a strange misunderstanding, a company that is creating artificial beef, why the FDA is trying to personally shame Tommy (and all other lactose-intolerant people), a man impersonating a police officer who pulled over the cops, and a “Local Sex” story about…sperm!

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