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Episode 43: Secret Texts

over 4 years ago

Are you part Neanderthal? Are your children communicating with their friends in a secret language? Is your turtle smuggling cocaine into the country? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!

The guys also report on a man who is suing McDonalds over Happy Meals advertising, teenagers who stole an airplane and took it for a joyride, and discuss why Alex didn't join Tommy for Thanksgiving!

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