1- Take a picture take a knee 2- Backup American 3- Shoot or be fired 4- What color is your basket 5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you

1- #lauering the bar 2- Separate and definitely not equal 3- Hates not selling 4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it 5- Chicago hits 500 6- I love fast women 7- ITT TECH commercials are no more

1 - Thou doth protest 2 - Flip flops made in Mexico 3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is 4 - Look at my Weiner 5 - The devil made me do it 6 - See it -- Fry it 7 - Naked and Afraid

1 - No more Olympics 2 - I hate to overexaggerate 3 - 2nd biggest jerk, maybe 4 - Above the rim 5 - What have we got to lose? Everything. 6 - Leave Leslie alone 7 - I’m sorry he said it 8 - Should’a bought on Rodeo

1- Golden Women 2- Michael “Dolphin “ Phelps 3- Usain the Artist 4- USA Basketball better stop watching Beach Volleyball 5- Tarnish on the Gold and Games 6- Trump can’t Trump the games 7- Milwaukee’s Burning 8- Leaving the party for less 9- You can’t out shoot Stupid

1- Brothers at the RNC 2- Fact Checkers got tired 3- Get Hillary back on AOL 4- Policy, nah nevermind 5- Stewart roasts Lumpy 6- NBA does perfect crossover

1-Alton Sterling shot, here we go again 2-No CHP this isn’t a movie 3-Guns don’t kill, I did 4-Hillary's not a criminal unless you already believe she is 5-NBA has a black card, that’s a black credit card 6-Tesla auto drives to trouble 7-Noah is back 8-Pfizer says drugs are...

1- Mass shooting cycle 2- Trump wants to fight 3-Florida’s bad week 4- Beauty ruined 5- No Trans Bathroom, but trans porn is ok though 6- Hope in a loss

1. Thanks North Dakota, we been Trumped 2. Transgender State of Emergency 3. Rope around kids neck - not discrimination. Transgender bathroom - That's discrimination 4. Clarence is at it again 5. The mob is so jealous of Payday lenders 6. Apple updates me to Microsoft 7. Sports stuff

Guests: Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson 1- Republican party is dead, again 2- Pure evil endorses Trump 3- Trump/Palin/Christie/Carson/who knows 4- It's on the internet. It must be true 5- You have the right to remain private