1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe 2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner 3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding 4 - This Halloween, I’m giving violence 5 - Live longer with Facebook

1 - Undecided about debates 2 - Read a book 3 - Well you build the highways... 4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it 5 - Time off from nothing 6 - Pedals dead....clowns live 7 - Snakes on a plane have landed

1- Trump said something 2- Fake story only clowns would believe 3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller 4- Batman vs the Clown 5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown 6- The Exploding clown phone 7- Clown ballot

1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you 2 - That Mexican thing 3 - Damn book learnin' 4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car? 5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire 6 - Kim...

1- Debate = Beating 2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment 3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers 4- The spin room couldn't spin this 5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still...

1 - That's a Bad Dude 2 - North Carolina Crazy 3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome 4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host 5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment 6 - Super Gun Owners 7 - They shoot White too

1- Take a picture take a knee 2- Backup American 3- Shoot or be fired 4- What color is your basket 5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you

1- #lauering the bar 2- Separate and definitely not equal 3- Hates not selling 4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it 5- Chicago hits 500 6- I love fast women 7- ITT TECH commercials are no more

1 - Thou doth protest 2 - Flip flops made in Mexico 3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is 4 - Look at my Weiner 5 - The devil made me do it 6 - See it -- Fry it 7 - Naked and Afraid

1 - No more Olympics 2 - I hate to overexaggerate 3 - 2nd biggest jerk, maybe 4 - Above the rim 5 - What have we got to lose? Everything. 6 - Leave Leslie alone 7 - I’m sorry he said it 8 - Should’a bought on Rodeo