1- Trump calls Taiwan 2- In other Tweets 3- I doth protest 4- Stand your ground 5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt 6- Tiger's back 7- I don't care what you say, those are leggings

1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope 2- I don't need education in education to run education 3- Security? We’re going to need some money 4- Being President is good for business 5- Kris Humphries? What?? 6 - Merry Christmas go buy her a Lexus and get that G wagon for yourself

1- Who’s happy? Where they at? 2- Cabinet of Deplorables 3- No, its not OK 4- I can’t make it better 5- Leave my TV at home

1 - Damn...I thought I was wrong about the Cubs 2 - First 100 daze 3 - I need a truck and a gun

1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe 2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner 3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding 4 - This Halloween, I’m giving violence 5 - Live longer with Facebook

1 - Undecided about debates 2 - Read a book 3 - Well you build the highways... 4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it 5 - Time off from nothing 6 - Pedals dead....clowns live 7 - Snakes on a plane have landed

1- Trump said something 2- Fake story only clowns would believe 3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller 4- Batman vs the Clown 5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown 6- The Exploding clown phone 7- Clown ballot

1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you 2 - That Mexican thing 3 - Damn book learnin' 4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car? 5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire 6 - Kim...

1- Debate = Beating 2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment 3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers 4- The spin room couldn't spin this 5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still...

1 - That's a Bad Dude 2 - North Carolina Crazy 3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome 4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host 5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment 6 - Super Gun Owners 7 - They shoot White too