1- Trump behaved... 2- Well... for 2 days then Obama tapped something. 3- Who didn’t talk to Russia?! 4- Ben Carson: Now my day is ruined. 5- Repeal healthcare, my day is worse. 6- Burlington was nice. 7- In my country, Glock equals confidence. 8- Did I mention that asshole...

1- Great show I didn’t see. 2- Gary from Chicago is da man. 3- I wouldn't do dinner and neither will he. 4- You don’t agree. 5- What level is your racism? 6- I agree with W. 7- Shaqtin' a fool.

1- Everyone’s protesting, No one is listening. 2- You get what you vote for. 3- Sweden’s fake attack not covered by real news. 4- Don’t listen to my boss. 5- NBA protests against Defense. 6- Spring training, HOPE. 7- John Wick vs Jason Bourne

1- Who you calling illegal?! 2- Chicken costs how much? 3- 2 Sessions. 4- Publik Skools in trouble. 5- You weren’t gonna drink that water were you? 6- We’re all on TV. 7- I am not Atlanta. 8- Goodbye, Al Jarreau. Thank You.

1- Jazz meets Country in Mexico. 2- Trump news again. 3- Pray for me. 4- Frederick Douglas saves victims of Bowling Green Massacre. 5- Go Falcons!

1- The crowd was as small as your hand. 2- The alternative fact is... 3- Women marched for women, not against you. 4- Supremely bad nominees. 5- That SuperBowl thing.

1- Great Americans Day my ass 2- Do something.. Oh wait you did. 3- Nice Klavern you have there. 4- Let's grab a pussy. 5- You see, what bully means is... 6- Yacht racing? YEP. 7- Lamar Odom, make Reality TV great again? Please.

1- Off to a horrific start. 2- Then it got worse. 3- The answer is no ladies. 4- Me & Lindsay Graham. Never thought I'd say that. 5- She’s off the Kool Aid. 6- Golden Globes Gold. 7- Fix my teleprompter. 8- 80 years of Spam.

1-Goodbye 2016, you killed. 2- Not all Trump, I hope. 3- Now he sends Russians home? 4- Conspiracy and crazy playing ball together. 5- Edward R Murrow is spinning in his grave. 6- Sports, that’s right, sports.

1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year 2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked 3- The Death of Kindness 4- Hidden Figures you should know