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#177: Please Don't Shoot The Bears

over 7 years ago

1- UNC is #1! 2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go. 3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear." 4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe. 5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stabbed, or beaten? 6- No, Rachel, you’re not Nigerian either.

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