1- Comey talks. We listen. Nothing changes. 2- It's tough to be president the first time. 3- Educated brainwashing (you got it, right kids?). 4- Green Cards made in China. 5- Ethics, now there’s a high bar, laying on the ground. 6- Don’t get sick, Ohio. We need your votes...

1- Thank you, Veterans. 2- BMW’s in a red state, stupid. 3- Obama’s Navy 4- Portland heroes: the silence was deafening. 5- Lets talk TREASON where’s that hangin rope 6- Nance’s Law 7- FBI means don’t fuck with them. 8- "Trump a complete Disaster," says the other orange guy. 9-...

1- Another terror attack. 2- Goodbye, Nicky Hayden. 3- Pro Life for all Life. 4- Just got back from Middle East. 5- I promise not to keep promises. 6- Black lives still don’t matter. 7- The Elephant in the room is called Justice.

1- Showboatin' with big hands will get you fired. 2- Hey Russia, guess what I heard. 3- Putin says he’ll tell you about secret conversation with no secrets. 4- Russia Smussia, are my taxes going down? 5- Remember the good ol' days when a potato could bring you down? 6-...

1- Vive Le France! 2- Sally Yates owns Cruz. 3- Comey fired. Yeah, it was the emails. 4- Hiding in the bushes. 5- SNL can’t keep up. 6- Sorry, Swami. Condolences to Chris Berman.

1- 100 days of nothing. 2- Can we get that Constitution out of the way? 3- Pakistan is in me and out of me. 4- Boston Racist? Uh YEAH. 5- Apple, I just don’t have enough devices. 6- My FB advice is don’t take FB advice.

1- I need a "Where’s my Carrier?" app. 2- Let's go back to the 50’s. 3- Segregation and secretarial pools. 4- No Latinos, no Muslims, and just a few commies. 5- Reefer Madness. 6- You don’t need the internet that you’re using to listen to this. 7- Yoga: Exercise for...

1- Don’t bomb Syria. Save it for me. 2- Real Presidents drop bombs. 3- Coming to a Holocaust Center near you. 4- United: You paid for a seat, the police beatings are free. 5- Supreme Court Justice thanks the Senate. Now we know who you are. 6- Obama forcing Trump...

1- UNC is #1! 2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go. 3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear." 4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe. 5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stabbed, or beaten? 6- No, Rachel, you’re not Nigerian either...

1- You sick people are not Making America Great. 2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss. 3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?! 4- No leggings except on supermodels. 5- Our bad service is better than your bad service. 6- Everything great in 7....