1- 4 shootings over 40 dead, if you’re keeping score. 2– Yes, it's racism. Yes, it's Trump. And it was Dayton, not Toledo. 3– No, it wasn’t video games or gay marriage. 4– The Times drops the ball 5– Now a word from a real President. Thank you, Mr. Obama...

1- Crazy travels 2- It's hard to defend my racist. 3- Pelosi vs The Squad: Trump wins. 4- Send pedophiles to gen pop! 5- Heirs property is real wealth 6- Who does he play for? 7- Have FUN.

1- One episode, 10 episodes, or all the episodes... THANKS FOR LISTENING! 2- We’re debating early 3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type. 4- Republican power forever 5- Gimme that blood. You have no secrets. 6- Hello, Oregon. We ain’t voting. We got gunz. 7- Conservative comics getting...

1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true. 2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that. 3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m saying we have poor ass red states. 4- Alabama hates abortion so much they gave back free money...

1- Still Shooting 2- I’m not sorry, suckers, give money. 3- You voted against your life 4- Women are not the enemy. They’re just attacked. 5- Commander in Cheat

1- Talibama Abortion 2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money. 3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer 4- We’re under attack by us 5- Space Force 6- Terror plot in comedy 7- Real superiors prosecute scumbags 8- Don't buy ‘Merican in ‘Merica

1- School shooting heroes saw we need them 2- World Cup goes to Socks 3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE. 4- Tiger Tiger Tiger 5- Hardly Davidson 6- Billion dollar bum 7- Commander in Cheat

1- Biden without Obama? 2- First Power the Policy 3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man 4- Hire your own lawyer 5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal 6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist. 7- Move the campus? No...

1– If I keep lying, the only truth is I’m lying. 2– Don’t like lies? Well, we’ve got hypocrisy. 3– Candace says Hitler wasn’t bad, at home 4– Different color, same hypocrisy 5– Kudos to the Champions 6– 2 Arkansas men should be in Florida

1– Forget Mueller, Get elected 2– J.G. Wentworth, get your money now 3– A.O.C. and the science of a takedown 4– Jussie, W.T.F.?! 5– Tournament Time 6– Let's play nice