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#300: Candace Please

over 3 years ago

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.

2- I just need to practice lying.

3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.

4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus

5- Rolling coal for assholes

6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort

7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

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