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#326: You Are Not Magnetic

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1- Some say “Government attacked,” others say “Disorderly Behavior.” 2- Fair election. I’ll kill you. 3- When used to privilege, equality is discrimination. 4- Billionaire money, Thousandaire taxes. 5- No racism until 6 months ago. 6- Vaccine creates race of Magnetos. See for privacy information.

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