1- Take his money.2- Brett Farve, the silence is deafening.3- Hey, Ted. Asylum worked for daddy.4- My name is Ron Johnson and I approve this message5- Texas is number 1… in banning books6- He’s a 20 something kid

1- Isn’t that human trafficking?2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.3- build a freeway Crush a home4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.5- Uh Oh, we’re becoming a shit hole.6- Hey Touron, do not feed the bison...

1- Mississippi will Mississippi 2- Crooks, I mean, Bank of America 3- White Privilege? There’s a card for that 4- He’s going to get away with it 5- Angry, old white women 6- The common good? Nah.

1- WATER 2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not 3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em. 4- Waitin on a train 5- Relax, MTG, Palin’s not coming. 6- Thank You, Serena.

1- Vegas2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.4- Bullet-proof backpacks5- Not in my very expensive backyard6- No gas in Cali7- RIP Joey D8- National Dog Day. Give ‘em a treat.

1- Bringing Art to an underserved world2- No egos here3- Some LeBron’s 97 million4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.5- It's all good news

1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out4- Damn those low gas prices5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons6- Stupid Don’t Get Tired on YouTube NOW

1- Release Brittney Griner2- Kansas Pro Choice3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?4- Defund the Library5- Disney does it right6- Your lawyers hate you7- Cracker Barrel destroys democracy

Live from Just For Laughs Montreal with Jessica Kirson

1- Still in Montreal.2- Still Hot in England.3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.4- Walgreens is not a church.5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets6- Bruce’s Beach is once again Bruce’s Beach.