1- School shooting heroes saw we need them 2- World Cup goes to Socks 3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE. 4- Tiger Tiger Tiger 5- Hardly Davidson 6- Billion dollar bum 7- Commander in Cheat

1- Biden without Obama? 2- First Power the Policy 3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man 4- Hire your own lawyer 5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal 6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist. 7- Move the campus? No...

1– If I keep lying, the only truth is I’m lying. 2– Don’t like lies? Well, we’ve got hypocrisy. 3– Candace says Hitler wasn’t bad, at home 4– Different color, same hypocrisy 5– Kudos to the Champions 6– 2 Arkansas men should be in Florida

1– Forget Mueller, Get elected 2– J.G. Wentworth, get your money now 3– A.O.C. and the science of a takedown 4– Jussie, W.T.F.?! 5– Tournament Time 6– Let's play nice

1- I paid my money and my kids goin'. 2- When you’re an idiot, everything is complicated. 3- I can see the prices going up. 4- It doesn’t take a resolution to know it's wrong. 5- Man up, like ballplayers do. 6- Ignore the barrier, feed the cat.

1- Glad he didn’t know my secrets 2- No f**ks given 3- Black friend for hire 4- Guarantee your loss to AOC 5- Kid sex: Sadly, it' a thing. 6- DO NOT order the salsa extra spicy

1– Jussie Smollett: ASSHOLE 2– State of Emergency over at the buffet 3– They were right. There was voter fraud. 4– Zion, Hope You're okay. College sports isn’t. 5– White is not a race. 6– Remember Black Panther

1– Dry Land 2– State of the Union 3– She Clapped back 4– Fundamentally Broken 5– Tough Choices 6– Guess I’ll take old racism over new racism 7– Let America Be America Again

1- Shut up, Shutdown 2- It's just a Friday 3- The real evil 4- MAGA hoods 5- White terrorist 6- Don’t mess with the AOC 7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady

1- New Mac, old problems 2- It's raining 3- Trump, Pelosi. Pelosi, Trump. 4- Single issue luxury 5- Rolls Royce luxury 6- Thank you, Ms. Cortez. 7- Thank you, government workers. 8- 27 lbs. of mac and cheese... Only in ‘merica. 9- The best a man can get? 10- I’m...