1- I screwed up, it's ep 264 2- Happy? I’m not sure... 3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin. 4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive 5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time. 6- Comedy is just fine 7- Wanted: Heiress. You never see that ad. 8- Elizabeth Warren...

1 - Happy Impeachment Day. 2 counts of GUILTY. 2 - What else ya need? 3 - My jokes stopped at treason but now I’m back. 4 - It's called charity, not a tax write off. Just give, assholes. 5 - He shot the horses 6 - She doesn’t need exercise

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did. 2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno. 3– History will show that we really screwed up. 4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing. 5– Power of the presidency 6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in? 7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON

1– Impeachment daily wrap up 2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this 3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick 4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 5– The earth is flat. Science is dead. 6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican. 2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby. 3- Let's see some Obama balloons 4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction 5- Yeah the cities win

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican. 2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby. 3- Let's see some Obama balloons 4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction 5- Yeah the cities win

1- Even when good, he’s bad 2- Lock him up 3- Deficit? Nothing to see here. Well, actually 1 trillion things to see here. 4- Jesus needed a soundtrack 5- We are on fire. That is not good. 6- We are inclusive in our racial ignorance 7- Survey says: Thanks!

1- Trump Free Zone. Nope. 2- Can’t we just combine them and build one? 3 - I like Bill 4- Don’t give up, even when there's reason to give up. 5- Like father like son. Trump Jr. a.k.a. Son of Dumb Ass

1– He’s unhinged 2– My great and unmatched wisdom does not exist 3– Guilty 10 years 4– Dog lives matter 5– It should pay to go to college 6– Rich assholes now have a syndrome. They’ve earned it.

1– We got the JAZZ 2– Who built this house? 3– Treason: plain and simple 4– Start the impeachment, please. 5– If they or them say so, they are. 6– Once you bite a camel's balls…