1- BANG BANG. Here we go again... 2- It was about policing, remember? 3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot. 4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?! 5- SHE'S THE GOAT, DAMMIT. 6- Celebrate the stupid See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas. 2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh? 3- Straight white men will be alright 4- I deny racism exists so now it goes away, right? 5- My grandkid is rich… whew! 6- The...

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming. 2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette. 3- Take off that mask. 4- Bankrupt? Only morally. 5- Hey, kid. Want a gun? 6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun. 7- Tent...

1- Back to work 2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING. 3- Who throws a whopper? 4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists. 5- Our only idea is NO. 6- Our next Governor 7- "But, Your Honor, I have FOXMANIA..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1- Bad cops and Bad cops 2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins. 3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up. 4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win. 5- Damn your newfangled airline, I’ll take a boat. 6- You’re fired. 7- See we’ve got...

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty 2- Systematic Racism 3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need. 4- The Founding Fathers said 5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'. 6- God definitely has a sense of humor 7- “Ladders! Get your ladders here! $5 ladders!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news 2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal. 3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it. 4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway. 5- Back off, cop. I’m white. 6- Support which troops? 7- Where’s my beachfront property? 8-...

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money 2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector... 3- Who wants to die now? 4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth? 5- You’re fired.. 6- She didn’t take the money. 7 - The Wolfette of Wall Street See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial 2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO. 3- Way to go, Pete. 4- Wait, what? They want to vote? 5- I vote you don’t fly Delta 6- 17 7- Damn that yoga. 8- I have billion minus 130 dollars. See...

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing. 2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'? 3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth. 4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote. 5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid. 6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...