1- WATER 2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not 3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em. 4- Waitin on a train 5- Relax, MTG, Palin’s not coming. 6- Thank You, Serena.

1- Vegas2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.4- Bullet-proof backpacks5- Not in my very expensive backyard6- No gas in Cali7- RIP Joey D8- National Dog Day. Give ‘em a treat.

1- Bringing Art to an underserved world2- No egos here3- Some LeBron’s 97 million4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.5- It's all good news

1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out4- Damn those low gas prices5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons6- Stupid Don’t Get Tired on YouTube NOW

1- Release Brittney Griner2- Kansas Pro Choice3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?4- Defund the Library5- Disney does it right6- Your lawyers hate you7- Cracker Barrel destroys democracy

Live from Just For Laughs Montreal with Jessica Kirson

1- Still in Montreal.2- Still Hot in England.3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.4- Walgreens is not a church.5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets6- Bruce’s Beach is once again Bruce’s Beach.

1- It's not a baseball catcher2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)5- It's denial that a 10 year old was raped. DING DING DING. You win, Ohio Garbage People.6- With a touch of Herschel stupid...

1- Highland Park Massacre2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.5- Free Brittney Griner6- Tiara Mack twerks Ted Cruz Shoots. Which is Obscene?7- David “Santa “ Riddell arrested for protesting regulations that don’t exist...

1- It all started in San Francisco...2- Who’s Line Is It? He improv'ed learning improv.3- England to unapologetic4 - The Art of Teaching5- 30 years and it’s still guns and abortion6- Dick Cheney and the Good Ole Days7- Vote, read, and VOTE8- The Good News Is.....