Melissa laughs about her old parody song "Waiting Fart Tonight," how focus music on Spotify is too intense, and the tamale Penny found on her walk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about how amazed the folks are that move into Tiny Houses, paper smells, and licking a page in her science book in 4th grade. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her shark she made in high school, how she wouldn't go on a hot air balloon with a funny person, and how she is the queen of parallel parking. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about her old Bilbo Baggins impression, her idea of one chair in movie theaters, and her recent obsession of making fairy doors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about adults wanting gifts, the crazy amount of passwords we have to memorize, and wtf is a sim id number, and how rude Kevin McCallister is to the pigeon lady. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs at leaning into feeling ugly, Celine Dion’s cover of “Feliz Navidad” and the surprises ladies leave in restroom stalls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about the music that plays when she’s put on hold, how she doesn’t want old rotten breath, and how it rocks to date a Dad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about mall Santa’s being sad at home this year, her call to the Kost 103.5 Santa, and how board game instructions fill her with rage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about Kost 103.5 dedication songs and the dancing Santa growing up as well as how Instagram makes you overthink yourself. Also, boogers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa laughs about outdoor restaurants, CVS carpet, and how she is like Peter Pan by avoiding adult responsibilities. Also, she answers some great questions from fans! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.